May 2013
alaska-is-missing:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
i think i have a different model
googlehomo:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
too-stoned-to-remember:
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
